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【英文笑話】最新酒測辦法


五月 26 2007

A businessman enters a tavern、sits down at the bar、and orders a double martini on the rocks.

After he finishes the drink、he peeks inside his shirt pocket、and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.

After he finishes that、he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.

The bartender says、"Look、buddy、I’ll bring ya’ martinis all night long – but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."

The customer replies、"I’m peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good、I know it’s time to go home."

英文笑話翻譯:

一個生意人走進一家酒館,在吧台坐下,點了一杯加冰的雙料martini。

喝完,那生意人往自己襯衣的口袋裡瞥了一眼,然後又讓服務員把杯子滿上。

喝完,生意人又往自己襯衣的口袋裡瞥了一眼,然後又讓服務生幫他把杯子滿上。

這時酒館的服務生說話了,

「呃,老兄,我整個晚上給你倒martini都沒有問題,但你得告訴我,你為什麼在點下一杯酒前都要往自己襯衣的口袋裡偷偷看那麼一眼」

生意人回答,「我看的是我老婆的一張照片。如果照片上的人開始變得好看起來,那就說明我喝得差不多了,該回家了。」