【英文笑話】一分鐘三、五億上下的大老闆

A young businessman had just started his own firm.

He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

Sitting there、he saw a man come in to the outer office.

Wishing to appear the hot shot、the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.

He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor、”Can I help you?”

The man said、”Yeah、I’ve come to activate your phone lines.”

英文笑話翻譯：

一個年輕人的公司剛剛開張。他租用了漂亮的辦公室，辦公室內還放上了古董作裝飾。

這天，這位年輕人正在辦公室裡面坐著，他看到一個男的走進了辦公室。

為顯示他是個成功的老闆，這位年輕的生意人拿起電話假裝正在談大買賣，開口就是三、五億，接著就說一切搞定、沒問題！

好不容易電話「打」完，掛上聽筒，

年輕人問進來的那人，「您有事嗎？」

那人說，「有事，我是來給你開通電話的」。